Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Seriously though, Costa Rica had the balls (or eggs) to beat 2 world cup winners, eliminate another meanwhile beating one, playing against the odds, against FIFA and
president snowBlatter and go to penalties against netherlands.
Like, they couldn’t even do something against netherlands because they ended with tons of yellow cards. And they still won everyone’s hearts.
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*